The Iron Clinic

The Iron Clinic https://shop.ironclinicgym.com Official Iron Clinic merch. Stickers, shirts, and gear for people who actually use their home gym. 120363285 The Solid Tee The model is 6'1", 220 lbs, likes long walks on the beach, and is wearing an Extra Large. A true heavyweight at 6 oz of 100% US cotton, printed right here in Cincinnati by a local small business. No drop shipping. No overseas throwaways. This is the real deal. Built to hold its shape wash after wash, this is a substantial tee that gets softer over time without falling apart. Featuring our signature caduceus logo on the left chest in discharge ink. Available in Forest Green and Charcoal Grey. Get Better Every Day Size Guide (inches): S: Body Width 18 / Body Length 27 M: Body Width 20 / Body Length 29 L: Body Width 22 / Body Length 31 XL: Body Width 24 / Body Length 32 2XL: Body Width 26 / Body Length 33 3XL: Body Width 28 / Body Length 34 Specs: 6 oz/yd², 100% US cotton, 18 singles. Relaxed fit. Wide rib collar. Taped neck and shoulders for durability. Pre shrunk. Tear away label. 25.00 USD https://shop.ironclinicgym.com/product/the-solid-tee https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428342718/Solid-posed-1.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428342721/Solid-posed-2.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428342724/Solid-posed-3.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428342712/Solid-charcoal-flat.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428342715/Solid-forest-flat.png 120363285 new preorder 120363048 Mineral Wash Tee The model is 6'1", 220 lbs, likes long walks on the beach, and is wearing an Extra Large. A heavyweight build paired with a next level finish. The Cloud Wash Tee is a premium mineral washed tee made from 100% combed ring spun cotton, printed right here in Cincinnati by a local small business. No drop shipping. No overseas throwaways. This is the real deal. The mineral wash process gives every shirt its own unique look. No two are exactly alike, just like your training. The shirt you receive will look different from what you see in these photos. Every single tee has its own wash pattern, making yours one of one. Featuring our signature caduceus logo on the left chest in discharge ink. Available in Purple and Black. Get Better Every Day Size Guide (inches): XS: Body Width 16 / Body Length 27 S: Body Width 18 / Body Length 28 M: Body Width 20 / Body Length 29 L: Body Width 22 / Body Length 30 XL: Body Width 24 / Body Length 31 2XL: Body Width 26 / Body Length 32 3XL: Body Width 28 / Body Length 33 Specs: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²), 100% combed ring spun cotton, 30 singles. Regular fit. Side seamed construction. Double needle topstitch at sleeves, bottom hem, shoulders, and armhole. Shoulder to shoulder tape. Tight knit for a superior print face. Pre shrunk. Tear away label. 35.00 USD https://shop.ironclinicgym.com/product/mineral-wash-tee https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428341809/Mineral-wash-1.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428341812/Mineral-wash-2.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428341815/Mineral-wash-3.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428341818/Mineral-wash-5-black-cloud-flat.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428341821/Mineral-wash-6-purple-cloud-flat.png 120363048 new preorder 120318756 Clear Logo Sticker Mix and match any 3 or more stickers and save $2. Use code STICKUP3 at checkout.Official Iron Clinic logo sticker. No holographic shift, no glitter, no chrome, no lighting effects to fuss over. Just the logo, printed in white or black, on a clear transparent background. Available in either colorway depending on what you're slapping it on. Approximately 3" tall by 2" wide. Waterproof and weatherproof vinyl, built to handle water bottles, laptops, car windows, or a garage gym setup without peeling or fading. 3.00 USD https://shop.ironclinicgym.com/product/clear-logo-sticker https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428174301/clear+white+sicker.png 120318756 new preorder 120318321 Broken Glass Logo Sticker Mix and match any 3 or more stickers and save $2. Use code STICKUP3 at checkout.Official Iron Clinic holographic sticker. Full logo, 3" round, printed in a broken glass holographic finish, so instead of one smooth color shift you get a shattered, fractured pattern that catches light in pieces rather than all at once. This one photographs even worse than our regular holographic stickers, which I didn't think was possible until I tried. Turns out "shattered rainbow" and "camera sensor" are not friends. But that's kind of the point, it's built to look different depending on where you're standing and what's hitting it, so a flat photo was never going to do it justice anyway. Consider the product shots a teaser, not the full performance. 3" round. Waterproof and weatherproof vinyl, built to handle water bottles, laptops, car windows, or a garage gym setup without peeling or fading. 3.00 USD https://shop.ironclinicgym.com/product/broken-glass-logo-sticker https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428173014/38.png 120318321 new preorder 120318165 Holographic Neon Glow Logo Sticker Mix and match any 3 or more stickers and save $2. Use code STICKUP3 at checkout.Official Iron Clinic neon glow sticker. Full logo, printed on a genuine holographic finish that shifts and glows depending on the light hitting it, which sounds simple until you actually try to photograph it. Here's a fun fact I learned the hard way while shooting product photos for this listing: holographic anything is basically allergic to cameras. Move the sticker an inch, the whole thing shifts colors. Move the light an inch, same story. Breathe near it wrong, apparently, and it changes again. I spent longer trying to get a handful of angle shots for this one sticker than I did filming most of my actual gym equipment reviews, and at least the equipment stays still and holds a pose. But like.. it's shiny... so I'll forgive it. Take the product photos as a rough idea of what you're getting, the real thing looks even better in person, and changes depending on where you're standing, what time of day it is, and how much your camera hates you. Approximately 3" tall by 3" wide. Waterproof and weatherproof neon vinyl, built to handle water bottles, laptops, car windows, or a garage gym setup without peeling or fading. 3.00 USD https://shop.ironclinicgym.com/product/holo-glow-logo-sticker https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428173626/41.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428172588/37.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428173620/39.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428173623/40.png 120318165 new preorder 120318132 Glitter Logo Sticker Mix and match any 3 or more stickers and save $2. Use code STICKUP3 at checkout.Official Iron Clinic glitter sticker. Full logo, 3" round, coated in a genuine sparkle finish that catches light from every angle without you having to do anything special to it. We all love the way glitter looks. Nobody loves what glitter does. It's less a craft supply and more a permanent roommate, it doesn't matter how careful you are, it ends up somewhere it has no business being, weeks later, on your face, in your car, possibly in a coworker's lunch. This sticker gives you all of that sparkle with none of the aftermath. Slap it on a water bottle, a laptop, a barbell case, whatever, and it stays exactly where you put it. No trail, no glitter bomb, no finding it on your dog three months from now (well, that last one isn't guaranteed...). 3" round. Waterproof and weatherproof vinyl, built to handle water bottles, laptops, car windows, or a garage gym setup without peeling or fading. 3.00 USD https://shop.ironclinicgym.com/product/glitter-logo-sticker https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428172435/36.png 120318132 new preorder 120313473 Holographic Caduceus Sticker Collect all 9 holographic colorways and we'll knock $6 off. Buy 8, get 1 free. Use code HOLOCOMPLETE at checkout.Official Iron Clinic holographic sticker. The caduceus gets a full color shift treatment on true holographic vinyl, so the finish moves and sparkles depending on the angle and light.Buy one or more of these bad boys and every single time someone spots this sticker on your water bottle, your Home Gym's sticker-graffiti-wall, a laptop, cell phone, or your mom's house, the same question will come up:"Oh are you a doctor?!"And every single time, I'm "legally required" to say "no, I'm not a doctor in 45 states, nor is this medical advice in 45 states," and then explain that no, actually, the two snakes wrapped around a staff long predate any medical symbology: that historians want you to believe that it traces back to Hermes and Mercury, but we prefer the Iron Clinic version of the story, discovered engraved on an old barbell that washed ashore on the bank of the Ohio River (right under Cincinnati's scenic and iconic Brent Spence Bridge), which tells us the original caduceus was carved into the doorframe of the first known garage gym, allegedly a ward against skipped leg days and bad form. Scholars (alleged scholars, mind you) remain divided, but we know the truth...Approximately 3" tall by 2" wide. Waterproof and weatherproof vinyl, built to handle water bottles, laptops, car windows, or a garage gym setup without peeling or fading.Part of a run of color variants. Check out the other colorways in the Stickers collection if this one isn't quite your feel, or grab a pack of them to express yourself differently on each day of the week! 3.00 USD https://shop.ironclinicgym.com/product/holographic-caduceus-sticker https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428172243/35.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428172267/caduceus-sticker-purple-angle1.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428172261/caduceus-sticker-green-angle2.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428172270/caduceus-sticker-white-angle3.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428172249/caduceus-sticker-blue-angle3.png 120313473 new preorder