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Holographic Caduceus Sticker

$3.00

Collect all 9 holographic colorways and we'll knock $6 off. Buy 8, get 1 free. Use code HOLOCOMPLETE at checkout.

Official Iron Clinic holographic sticker. The caduceus gets a full color shift treatment on true holographic vinyl, so the finish moves and sparkles depending on the angle and light.

Buy one or more of these bad boys and every single time someone spots this sticker on your water bottle, your Home Gym's sticker-graffiti-wall, a laptop, cell phone, or your mom's house, the same question will come up:

"Oh are you a doctor?!"

And every single time, I'm "legally required" to say "no, I'm not a doctor in 45 states, nor is this medical advice in 45 states," and then explain that no, actually, the two snakes wrapped around a staff long predate any medical symbology: that historians want you to believe that it traces back to Hermes and Mercury, but we prefer the Iron Clinic version of the story, discovered engraved on an old barbell that washed ashore on the bank of the Ohio River (right under Cincinnati's scenic and iconic Brent Spence Bridge), which tells us the original caduceus was carved into the doorframe of the first known garage gym, allegedly a ward against skipped leg days and bad form. Scholars (alleged scholars, mind you) remain divided, but we know the truth...

Approximately 3" tall by 2" wide. Waterproof and weatherproof vinyl, built to handle water bottles, laptops, car windows, or a garage gym setup without peeling or fading.

Part of a run of color variants. Check out the other colorways in the Stickers collection if this one isn't quite your feel, or grab a pack of them to express yourself differently on each day of the week!